Funny story from this morning. So I always pack Emily's lunch for school and Mike's lunch for work every night. I place them in the fridge so they can pick them up on their way out in the morning. Well Mike didn't need a lunch yesterday and therefore his lunch box wasn't on the kitchen island last night. Guess who forgot to pack his lunch? I heard him open the fridge door about 6am this morning and I said "UH OH" really loud.
Mike: (sticking out his bottom lip) you forgot to make my lunch
Me: I know I am sorry! I have really been over busy lately and just forgot
Mike: but you forgot to make my lunch
Me: Yes I know.........
Mike: but I only have $5...
Me: hands him $3...only cash in my wallet
Mike: What is this going to buy me?
Mike: You would think you only have ONE kid
Mike leaves and I get a text " I still love you even though you hate my stomach"